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Revolting habit.

A sigma 4,5mm circular fisheye. Even more distracting :) Plus it doesn't actually smell of fish unlike some other distractions.

very very distracting ....

and as happy as a dung beetle in shit. Reason?

Complete with several large snowball trails.

I went for a coffee and all they had was a snowman!

From going to and fro in the earth, and from walking up and down in it.

Actually from the old Leeds/Hudderfield Road, now on the A62

Under light snow

Due to the fact some blogger we all love is totally incapable of pronouncing Baht at properly I dug this out:

RESULT! I sent my cyber-stalker an e-rose so she agreed to swallow ;)

Is it a bad thing when kids can do this at christmas?

Yep I have 5,000 dwarves banging away in my skull. Not only that I've to deal with the usual problem of pressies that are the wrong size, for example this scarf from uber that is so bloody big it would have been round my ankles and tripping me up had it not got caught on an obstruction on the way down. The piccy is taken using my new st500 bought for me after many moans about the fact cameras should have a screen on the front to frame self-portraits - however it's bloody complicated as you can see I've yet to sort out how to set the time and date. In terms of online gifts I must thank thatdarngirl for a feel of her boob (soft and small-nippled!) and someone who must remain nameless for the best possible present I could get.

There have been further fisticuffs the result of which Bird & Bird are acting chicken (and chicken) begging to close the matter (and the Daily Mail has swallowed their bill for £650 that they were demanding I pay). I don't think so not until the Daily Hate apologises to me. So.....

From: Baht At [mailto:david@bradfordvision.co.uk]
Sent: 22 December 2009 2:15 PM
To: 'Nick Aries'
Subject: RE: For David Simpson

I'm sorry but the matter cannot be closed since your client has not apologised for the false accusations made against me, nor have you explained why you alleged I breached the terms and conditions of the site when they clearly do NOT prohibit domain forwarding, with or without url masking nor had your client made any attempt whatsoever to draw those terms and conditions to my attention (the link is way off the bottom of the visible part of the home page) and obtain my agreement to them. Unless these apologies are forthcoming I may restore the forwarding since it appears to be allowed by the terms and conditions you have brought to my attention (until you did so I assumed they would contain a clause prohibiting domain forwarding but it is clear they do not).

I find your firms website strangely ambiguous twobirds.com is a name one would assume contained vulgar material relating to the intimacies of ladies who bat for the other side, this must embarrass your female staff. it would be humorous to extend this ambiguity a little further say to www.twobirdsandadildo.co.uk this is the sort of humour that might amuse the Lawyer's Diary or say Private Eye but I will leave it as a private joke between the two of us and the readers of hurrahfortheblackshirts. I can provide the code to prevent this little jape if you wish.

David Simpson

From: Nick Aries [mailto:Nick.Aries@twobirds.com]
Sent: 22 December 2009 1:58 PM
To: Baht At
Subject: For David Simpson

Dear Sir

Please see attached.

Yours faithfully

Bird & Bird

The first part of this tale of incompetence and Newspapers that supported Fascism is at http://www.bradfordvision.co.uk/node/13704

Yet amazingly despite all this the Mail does occasionally have a sense of humour although it'll fail again when they see someone (definitely not me I was too busy with twobirdsandadildo) has registered http://www.hurrahfortheblackshirts.tk .

I assume I'll get another letter from Chicken & Chicken with some hot legal action regarding posting the above link, so here's my response in advance - no I won't remove it because the link is merely reporting the incompetence of the Daily Mail in not adding code to its site to prevent this sort of thing (especially since I offered to provide guidance free of charge) and no I won't tell you who registered it because it's time you earned the fees the Daily Mail are paying you by being useful rather than stupid.